Whose Yer Daddy?

As good puppy parents we know it’s important to socialize Sir Angus Wallace MacDuff.  So, soon after we got him we took him on his first foray into this big new world where he spent most of his time sleeping with his head in his water bowl.  

At the ripe old age of five months, he can jump at leaves, bark at shadows, chew on sticks, race squirrels and chase his tale for hours – sometimes even up to three – before he needs a nap.  Now that he has become much more energetic he is much more entertaining.  But he’s also a bit more dangerous.   Our after-work routine consists of me standing in the backyard saying, “Angus, Sit!  Angus, Sit!” while he bounces around me like Tigger making snorting noises.  Then we play fetch.  I throw the ball, he brings it back, usually drops it and waits.  Just when I think it's safe to pick up the ball he dives for it.  More than once I’ve looked down to see blood oozing from my arm or hand because he’s accidentally punctured me with those razor sharp claws or the daggers in his mouth.  We’re hoping that exposing him to lots of people in lots of situations will help teach him to sit calmly and patiently until told he can move – and lessen the permanent scarring of my body.

We’ve also been taking every opportunity for puppy play dates.  Partly because we don’t want him to be one of those spoiled dogs who won’t share his toys – but mostly because we’re not stupid.   A dog that has played so hard his usually soft and silky fur is matted and stiff with slobbers is too tired to get into any trouble – or chase kitties – unhappy kitties who are still giving me a “how could you do this to us?” look just before their little spinning legs skid across the floor, with Angus in wild puppy joyfulness, charging behind them.  

Shhhh....pretend like you're sleeping and maybe he'll go away.

When he’s not exhausted from chewing on another dog or terrorizing cats we make sure to take him for a walk where we’re working very hard at teaching him to heel because, considering the fact that he’s only five months old and already weighs well over 40 pounds, we’re pretty sure he’s going to be a big boy and we’d rather keep our arms attached to our torso, not ripped out and bouncing along at the end of a leash in hot pursuit of a rabbit.  

Five Weeks

Five Months

In the four or so months we’ve had him, Angus has been everywhere from music festivals to rivers to backyards to creeks to parks to a brewery.  Don’t worry, we didn’t let him drink – much.  Kidding.  Really. We didn’t.   Everywhere we’ve taken him, somebody has always comes up and said one of two things.  Either, “what kind of dog is he?” or “is he a Newfie?”  When Leslie is asked this question of Baxter, 

On the left -- gotta love the whiskers.

Angus’ brother, her answer is one of two things.  Either, “He’s a Labradoodle mix” or “He’s a Newfoundland mix.”  I, however have only one answer.  “Well, the people we got him from said his mother was a Labradoodle but I don’t really think she’s pure Labradoodle because she wasn’t really curly, she was just wavy, so I think she was really just part Labradoodle.  Dean thinks maybe she had some Golden Retriever in her because she had some feathering.  And we were told his father was a Bernese Mountain Dog because there was one in the neighborhood but later they thought he might be a Newfoundland because one of their friends had a Newfoundland and she said the puppies looked just like Newfies.  But we don’t really know who the father is for sure because they never saw who “visited” the mother so it’s all just a guess.  But he looks like a Newfoundland with that little puff on his head so we’re kind of thinking he’s part Labradoodle and part Newfoundland.  But whatever he is, he’s going to be big!”  By then their eyes are glazed over.  

Since we take Angus out with us a lot, we get asked that question a lot, and even though I’m pretty sure they really don’t care what he is and it’s only a polite opening before they ask if they can pet him, I decided I wanted to know what the heck he really is so I can give them an accurate answer.  So I did a little research and discovered you can buy this nifty little kit and have your dog’s DNA tested.  It’s easy.  All you have to do is pry his mouth open, insert a long plastic stick into his mouth and scrape the side of his cheek without touching his teeth or tongue as you are hugging his squirming furry body while he tries desperately to eat the stick at the same time that 16 toenails and two dewclaws are flailing around your arms and head.  Twice.  Once on each cheek.  Piece of cake.  Approximately three weeks later we had an answer.  

So the next time we’re asked “what kind of dog is he?” I can tell them.  Exactly.  “The people we got him from said his mother was a Labradoodle but I didn’t really believe them because she wasn’t curly, you know, the way Labradoodles are.  She was just wavy.  But it turns out she really WAS a pure Labradoodle because we had his DNA tested and on the mother’s side it said Labrador/Poodle all the way back to his grandparents.  So I was wrong.  We really thought his father was a Newfoundland because he has that puff on his head and people keep telling us he looks like a Newfoundland, and look at those paws, he’s going to be a big boy, and Newfoundlands are big, but it turns out his father is part Shetland Sheepdog for pretty sure plus some possible other dogs like maybe Chow Chow or Shiba Inu.  So now we know where he got his curled tail.  Or he could even have some Dalmation, English Cocker Spaniel or IrishSetter in him.  We were really surprised there was no Bernese Mountain dog OR Newfoundland in him.  We really thought there’d be some Newfoundland in him because look at those paws.  He’s obviously going to be a big boy.  But … it turns out he’s a Labradoodle/Shetland Sheepdog/something else mix.”  

Oh, I forgot.  Sometimes when we’re out, people also ask a third question.  “What is his name?”  That’s a straightforward answer.  “Angus.  His name is Angus.  Because he’s black and he’s going to be a big boy.  Like a cow.  Get it?  He’s black and he’s big.  Black Angus.  The cow.  Big as a Black Angus cow … or I guess bull … til he’s a steer … an it ... a ?” 

Maybe I need some socialization training too.  Or a muzzle.

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Whose Yer Daddy?

Talking Back

Dear Us:

I stood open and vulnerable when you first walked through my doors.  When you said you loved me my walls vibrated with joy.  I thought we were going to have a lasting relationship.  I thought we were going to make new memories together.  I looked forward to sharing joys and sorrows and excitement.  I thought we would age and mellow together like a fine wine.  And then you wrote that post.  What you wrote was uncalled for and just plain mean.  I’m disappointed.  And hurt.  

You need to step back.

       

Give me some time. 

   

 

Look beyond your short-sighted fickleness.

  

I am more than what you have narrowly focused on.  

 

  

I have a deeper beauty to share with you.   

Give me a chance.

  

 Yours Truly,

House

 

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Talking Back

We Are Living The Cartoon

I’m not sure if toasting each other over a plate of weenies strictly counted as a celebration, but back in August Dean and I celebrated 40 years of marriage.  I started to type “40 years of marital bliss” but that would just be lying and I pride myself on always telling the truth not exaggerating much even if it reflects poorly on me Dean.  I’m not saying there weren’t stretches of marital bliss during the past 40 years, especially during the early years when we looked upon each other with starry-eyed adoration.  “We’re soul mates” we said to each other.  “You’re perfect” we each sighed.   Oh sure, there were moments, weeks, and sometimes even years of our marriage where it felt like we were barely holding on to a frayed string as we were thrown in and out of a tiny kayak which was riding up on a swelling wave only to drop into a chasm, in a hurricane, out in the middle of the ocean, without Dramamine, but that just made those blissful times that much sweeter.  

As the years passed our vision became less clouded by those stars and we each began to notice small flaws in each other.  You might think we managed to stay married to each other for 40 years because we ignored those slight imperfections and just learned to live with them – or – even learned to love them.  You would be wrong.  If there’s one thing I’ve learned over 40 years of marital-sometimes-bliss it’s that when something makes you feel like fingernails on a blackboard, it's imperative that you 1.   point out the offense, and 2.  see that it's taken care of.  So early on we learned it was important not to stew about the things that annoyed us but to deal with them, even if that meant not waiting longer than three days for Dean to read my mind.

Our marriage experience has served us well during our adjustment period with the home because our relationship with this Little Bit O’ Country has been very similar to our 40 years together.  During the honeymoon stage we, okay I, gazed on the home with stars in my eyes.  We weren’t blind to the flaws but they seemed small and insignificant.  However, as with any marriage, soon those small defects became more difficult to ignore.  As I mentioned in my last post, we became less enamored of the home.  We wondered if we’d made a mistake.  We regretted our hasty decision and wished for a way out.  We were exhausted from all the work we’d put into it and needed a trial separation.  We needed time to remember why we’d begun the relationship to begin with and we needed to decide if we wanted to continue.  I, for one, went through a period of mourning for the retirement future I thought we’d lost.

Finally after six weekends in a row of painting, carpet removing, foam scraping, wall washing, ceiling washing, leak fixing and wallpaper scraping, on the seventh weekend we stayed away and rested.  And last weekend when we went back, the painter had come and gone and what looked like this before 

now looked like this.

And this

 

now looks like this 

We are cautiously letting our hearts open up to the home again even though our anniversary dinner was mashed meat in a skin because we were so exhausted from working on it we could barely lift a fork let alone sit upright in a restaurant.   (Although a leaking kitchen sink – again! this weekend didn’t make it easy.)   I wish the list of things we need to do was completed but it isn’t.  Unfortunately, we’ve added to that list with even more things we want to do.  I've come to the conclusion there’s always going to be something we’ll need or want to fix, improve or change.  I’m just hopeful that the major issues have been dealt with, the exhausting part of this relationship is over, and once the wood floors are put in we’ll only be left with small things that annoy us ... kind of like our marriage. 

Oh, and in the interest of complete honesty … that whole part about telling each other we were soul mates, etc., … we didn’t need to say them … we just knew.  Deep sigh….  Kidding.  If Dean ever said that to me I’d snort whatever weenie-paired wine I was drinking at the time right out my nose.  Which is one of the perks of being married for 40 years.  You can do that without even being embarrassed.  Not that I have.  I’m just saying you could.

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We Are Living The Cartoon