Have you
wondered why most people run the Turkey Trot? I'll tell you why. It's the gloating. Don’t act
surprised. You know people don’t drag
themselves to the Turkey Trot because they want to wheeze, gasp for air and become
too tired to even wipe the snot from their nose because they think it’s good
for them. Or because it will give them an excuse to eat more. Heck no.
They do it because they want to be able to gloat that THEY did it and
YOU did not.
Dean and
Angus and I ran our first ever Turkey Trot Thanksgiving morning. And by that I mean we ran until we got to any
snow-covered pavement where we would slow down to a brisk walk. Don’t let this photo fool you. It was
a balmy 50 or so degrees so there were lots and lots many a few one or two places
where the snow had melted off the pavement.
Anyway, walking on the snow parts was a safety issue. I’d already slipped on the ice at home and
introduced my right hip to the sidewalk so I was “running” injured. Otherwise I’m sure we could have kept up our swift
pace and finished the 2.8 miles right alongside those three sweaty guys who lapped us
twice. And just so we’re clear, I ran it
because I knew it would be good for me. I
would never dream of gloating.
Friday night
the mild temperatures continued as we participated in another first for us – the Sheridan Christmas Stroll – where all the townsfolk who don’t have the
fortitude or get-up-and-go to run the Turkey Trot stroll up and down Main
Street and support the local businesses by eating cookies ...
drinking hot chocolate .....
riding the trolley ...
and the train ...
visiting with Santa and shopping – all to the accompaniment of Christmas music.
Our evening ended with a burst of color in the sky ...
and a stroll back to the car ...
4 comments:
Dean 'ran'? Pretty adventurous for a Thanksgiving Day, on both your parts! Happy Thanksgiving (belated)!!
I used to run the New Years Day Run at 8 AM, January 1st, in Colorado Springs so I could gloat. But it was painful, especially after a night of . . . well you know. Who is Myra? And who is the "somebody" who started throwing snowballs? Fess up. And did you gloat when Myra saw "her own burst of color"?
Of course Dean "ran." Didn't Cathy have to bring a turkey to enter? ;-)))
Jackie--Dean has had lots of practice running from my honey-do list!
Art--Myra is our middle grandchild. I make it practice to never fess up to anything. Well, anything that could be seen as less than admirable anyway.
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