Has it
really only been a week or so since I updated you on my cookie addic uh, our
basement remodel? The intervention … and
the therapy … seem so long ago …
So after we
finished the floor I ran upstairs and ……………. have you noticed how often people begin
their sentences with so? I have. I hear it more
and more. For example, “So tell us about your
new cookie therapy practice, Dr. Sweet.”
“So, I’d heard of this crazy lady who was in the midst of a basement
remodel and …” I don’t know why Dr. Sweet doesn’t just begin his sentence with I’d
heard of ... ? Why the so? Pay attention people. So the thing is, when you’re watching the news anchors on TV
and listening to the reporters on the radio you’ll start hearing it too. So I’m pretty sure you won’t be able to NOT hear it
anymore and next thing you know you’ll begin saying it yourself and before you know it you’ll be out of control and you’ll be writing it. So I'm just sayin’ –be careful people.
So, anyway………………….right after we finished laying the very last plank on
the newly remodeled basement floor, I called my head bee to tell him we were
ready for the baseboards to be installed.
“The bees will be out next week,”
he said. The next morning a bee showed up, table saw in
hand. Okay, not in his hand, but in the
back of his truck. It was Saturday morning and there was a bee at my
door! And I had no cookie plan! Well, I had a cookie plan but that was for
Monday and I hadn’t been to the store yet to buy the ingredients.
I offered
him my plate of cream cheese crepes covered in cherry sauce but he declined even though I told him I hadn't taken a bite yet. I understood. It would have been hard to keep the cherry
sauce from dripping onto the saw blade and gumming everything up. I couldn’t let him work without a
treat but I wasn’t sure how much time I had to get
something mixed up and in the oven before he would finish. So I had to fall back on my tried and true brownie
recipe.
I just crossed my fingers and
hoped I wasn’t giving him a repeat. Anyway, even if I’d made them before, I
couldn’t think what else would be quick and easy and good. I just checked my blog and I’m ashamed to say, they were a repeat.
Baseboards and door handles! |
As we got
closer and closer to the end of the project, the bees didn’t always come every
day or stay very long when they did come.
I never knew if or when they’d show up at my door or if I’d need to bake, so I finally just made sure there was always a stick of butter softening on the counter and a
selection of recipes lying nearby.
Monday morning we knew we’d be gone most of the day but I couldn’t risk
having a bee show up again with no cookies so I got up early, baked pumpkin-chocolate chip cookies and
left them.
But nobody came. Until Tuesday. I’d made the rash decision not to get up early and bake that morning which meant when my bees pulled up just as we were putting on our coats to leave again for the day, all I had to offer were the day-old pumpkin cookies – which is what I shamefully gave
them.
If only they
would have come the day after when my electrical bee came to put in all the
lights and plugs and switches. I was
ready for him. I made him Irish Lace
Cookies in honor of St. Patrick’s Day.
And when he came back the day after that I baked him lemon
cookies.
Once the
electrical work was done there was nothing left but the handrail. Once again my bees showed up unannounced even
though when I’d handed them those day-old cookies I had specifically asked them
to tell me ahead of time when they’d be coming so I could be ready for
them. Honestly, this erratic work schedule
made construction cookie-baking tough but you know what they say, when the
going gets tough, the tough get baking. So I did. I baked the lemon
cookies – again – because I still had lots of lemons and I knew they hadn’t
eaten that cookie.
And that was
the end. Of them. But not the end. Nope.
A couple of days ago we finished laying the flooring in my sewing
room. And that’s the end. Of the flooring.
Before |
After |
But not the end. Of everything. I’ll be posting some more. Some day. We've been moving furniture. And organizing. And I’m still baking. Pumpkin muffins for Leslie and Ryan and the
kids.
Banana bread for our
neighbors.
You didn’t think I could stop
cold turkey did you? Wait, when did
Leslie and Ryan and the grandkids show up?
And why is everybody sitting on the couch together … holding hands … looking
at me ….?
1 comment:
SO, when will you report to BA (bakers anonymous) to cure your addiction to baking and eating cookies and brownies and lemon bars and . . . and . . . and?
SO I'll always remember you as that svelte woman from Casper, not the cookie monster who waddles around Sheridan handing out cookies to workmen. SO there was an article in the NYT this morning about the strange weight gain by workmen in Sheridan.
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