Saturday, February 7, 2015

Construction With Cookies – Day Five

Willie the electrician arrived shortly after 8 a.m. and my worker bees arrived soon after.  They got right to work and we left for the gym.  Later, when we struggled out of the car back at home, we could hear the nail gun banging and the reciprocating saw screaming through wood before we even reached the front door.  Angus spent most of his morning in the only cave he could find.


At one point the racket was so loud I wanted to find a cave myself, and for a few intense moments when the nail gun was blasting over and over and over, my hands shook when I added ingredients to yesterday’s construction cookie – brownies, which are again, technically not cookies.  But if you can eat them without a fork I’m going to call them a cookie.


Normally I might have spent part of the day cleaning.  With everything that’s been going on, cleaning should have been high on my list.  I could see dusty boot prints from the front door to the stairway, the stairs were covered in sawdust which is tracked and mixed in with the boot prints and on top of that, it’s been so warm Angus comes in with wet, muddy paws after each time he goes out and adds his mix of grime to everything else.  However, I didn’t see any point to cleaning when every day is a shower of sawdust, worker bees are walking outside for a tool, back in to work, outside for a tool, back in to work.  And then there’s me.  I keep spilling more and more flour on the floor when I bake.  Anyway, those noises were making me so jumpy yesterday I needed even more distraction, so in between baking brownies I baked cheese and pepper bread.


While there was a lull in the action and Willie was out eating lunch, Dean brought him a fossil from his own collection.  


I think he was just so happy that somebody was interested in his rocks and fossils that he wanted another excuse to talk rocks.  It turns out Willie has his own rock collection which I’m sure raised him to almost saintly status in Dean’s estimation.



After Dean got his geology fix, and work began again in the basement, we took Angus and Baxter for their daily walk.  It was so warm and felt so spring-like that that the pathway was busy with lots and lots of other walkers.    


And even better, there were no sounds of blasting nail-guns or earsplitting saws ripping through wood.  We were enjoying the sounds of silence so much we prolonged them as long as possible by stopping at the local brewery on the way home and drinking a comforting beer.

When we finally got home, the workday had ended, and the only trace of my worker bees was an empty plate in the sink sprinkled with brownie crumbs.   The joists had been insulated, the framing was all completed, there are boxes for plug-ins, cans for recessed lights, switches to turn those lights off and on, and phone jacks because yes, we did finally cut the cable.  The post was still in the middle of the room but I think the worker bees are waiting for the bracket/brace/I can’t remember what they called it to come in, and when it does they will attach it to the new beam somehow for additional support.  Then they will remove the post.  I think.  And I think maybe then there will be a bit more electrical work.   Pretty sure.  After that the drywall will be hung and textured and painted.  I'm almost positive.  Honestly, they tell me things but when I try to pass it on to Dean, I can’t remember half the details. 





I am sure, though, that we will have a two-day break from the banging and sawing and buzzing and all those construction noises.  I might even take a break from blogging.  Unfortunately, I probably shouldn’t take any more breaks from cleaning.  But I will almost definitely give myself a break from baking because I always taste everything I bake before I give it to my worker bees to make sure it’s okay and frankly, I can’t take much more sugar.  

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Friday, February 6, 2015

Construction With Cookies – Day Four

Our electrician, Willie, arrived about 8:30 with his hair looking like he’d stuck his finger in a live socket just before he knocked on our door.  Or, given how old he seems, it’s more likely he stayed up half the night playing video games and yanked on his hair every time his voltage-tester-wielding avatar was blown away by the scorching-torch-brandishing figure of a plumber.  But no matter, he was here, rarin’ to go and my worker bees still were not. 

About an hour later as Dean and I headed out for a dog walk (on-leash, of course.....the dogs on-leash, not us, although if there are rocks nearby sometimes I've wished I had Dean on a leash....joking, Dean....I'm just joking.....) my worker bees pulled in.  They hadn't come the day before because they’d been waiting for the official certificate saying they could remove that support post and replace it with a beam so we won’t have a big pillar in the middle of the basement.  I’m trusting (which does not come easily for me) the engineer who issued that certificate knows what he’s doing because as nice as it will be not to have a pillar in the middle of the basement, if it’s a choice between no pillar or the floor above landing on my lap while I’m watching TV in my newly finished basement, I choose the pillar. 

Anyway, the worker bees got right to work … for two hours … and then went to lunch and to pick up more wood … for two hours.  Willie took a 15 minute lunch break and was the first to enjoy day four’s construction cookie – lemon bars.   I suppose lemon bars aren’t really cookies but they are in the cookie section of my cookbook so yesterday, they were cookies.   


Willie did all he could until my worker bees finish the framing (which they almost finished by the end of the day) and said he would be back today.  As he was walking toward the front door one of the 7,821 rocks and fossils we have around the house caught his eye.  I called Dean over so he could enjoy the rare experience of explaining a geologic wonder to somebody besides me, whose eyes, no matter how hard I try to look interested, always glaze over with boredom.  Actually, that’s not true.  I don’t even try anymore.   Poor Dean.  What he has to put up with ... Willie, however, seemed genuinely interested in what Dean said to him, but just in case, I rewarded him for his patience by giving him another lemon bar for the road.

I’ve been giving my worker bees a bad time here, but really they’ve been hard workers.  It was their idea to see if the support post could be removed (which should happen today) so we’d have a nice open area, and they made the effort to talk to the experts and make sure it really would be safe to use an alternate method.  And it was their idea to frame in a bump-out for the TV.

TV area boxed in on the left, furnace boxed in on the right.  Post will be gone today.

I knew this finished basement wasn't going to be much bigger than a postcard but with actual walls going in I'm beginning to feel like it might be more of the size of a postage stamp.  But with the help of my worker bees, at least it will be one of those larger commemorative stamps.  I think my cookie baking is paying off.    

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Thursday, February 5, 2015

Construction With Cookies – Day Three

To continue where I left off ... did I? ... finish baking all the cookies?  Of course I did!  Are you kidding me?  That’s what I do! 

Did I eat them all?  Of course not!  I gave most of them to Leslie and Ryan and the kids even though a few weeks ago Leslie told me she thought I was trying to make them all fat.  Better them than me.

Did I bake even more cookies yesterday?  You bet.  Yesterday’s construction cookie was Snickerdoodles.


I was in my pilates class when day three's construction began.  (I have to do something to burn off calories.  Just because I don't eat ALL the cookies doesn't mean I don't eat a lot some of them.) When I got home Dean told me there was quite a lot of discussion between my worker bees and an architecture/engineer as to whether or not the support post can safely be removed and what reinforcement will be needed if/when it is.  By then, the engineer had left to “run some numbers” and my bees had buzzed off to who knows where, planning to return around lunch time. 

The electrician arrived before lunch, a day early, and seemed a little dismayed the framing wasn’t further along but the cookies helped ease his distress and he got his own little worker bee lined out and then went off, cookie in hand, to do whatever else he had to do.  My worker bees never did return.     

At the end of the day we were left with a few placeholders for the recessed lighting ... 

  

... and one lonely lightbulb which burned through the night because neither one of us could figure out where the on/off switch was for it.

  
On the whole it was a pretty uneventful day.  Unlike the day before.  Remember that little post I wrote about brazenly walking the dogs off-leash when nobody else was around?  Let’s just say we won’t be doing that again.  No, sir.  We will not.



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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Construction With Cookies – Day 2

I thought I would have plenty of time after my yoga class to bake cookies for the plumbers since they weren’t supposed to come until mid-morning.  But when I walked in the house around 10:20 Dean told me they’d already been there for almost an hour.  I debated whether or not to even bake cookies for them because I wasn’t sure they would be here long enough to enjoy them.  But based on my experience watching Dean attempt any plumbing (it always takes three times longer than he anticipates and multiple trips to Home Depot) I figured even though these guys were “real” plumbers, they’d be here long enough for an oatmeal cookie.  So I got right to work, mixed up a batch, got a dozen in the oven and with eight minutes of baking time left – they had finished and were out the door. 

Before

And After
Then, of course, my dilemma became – do I bake the rest of the cookies and risk eating them all myself, or do I put the rest of the dough in the refrigerator and bake them tomorrow when my worker bees are back?    

  
I'll let you know on Construction With Cookies – Day 3 what I decided.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Construction With Cookies – Day One

I have talked about finishing the basement ever since we bought this house and construction began yesterday morning.  I want to have a TV area and space for our grandkids to ballroom dance in the dress-up clothes when they come over and a place where, on those rare occasions when I need to, I can get away from D ... uh, the dog.  I’m really looking forward to when it'll be finished. Not finished in the sense that we would finish staining and framing the windows and installing the baseboards ourselves – like we have upstairs.  



No.  Finished in the sense that there will be window frames and baseboards installed for us and everything that should be painted will be painted. 

**************Before construction began ******************



I still get nervous any time people are working in my house even though all the work we've had done over the years on our house in Casper and here in Sheridan has gone smoothly.  Every time I think I hear an “oops”, or any mumbling at all, I stop breathing for a second and wait for bad news. Whenever the sounds of activity stop I just know that the builders or plumbers or electricians are staring intently at something, shaking their heads, and any moment they're going to come and tell me there’s a problem.  It didn't take long for that to happen on this project.  I walked into the house after my pilates class yesterday morning and when I looked down the stairs, Dean and three builders were standing silently in a group.  Dean looked up and said, “you should come down here.”  Nobody said a word when I walked over to them.  “Crap.  This doesn't look good”, I thought. But it turned out they were discussing the feasibility of removing the support pole so we wouldn't have to put up with a big pillar in the middle of our finished basement.  One bullet dodged.

I like to keep my worker bees happy but since they work with some pretty wicked power tools, providing them with beer seems like a less than optimal choice.  Sugar seems like a good alternative and anyway, I need a distraction while they’re downstairs shooting nails and sawing wood and making all kinds of scary sounds.  So I bake.  Yesterday’s plate was cocoa snowflakes.  



************The end of day one***************




Today my bees will buzzing around somewhere else since they can't continue until the plumber moves a few pipes.  Gosh, plumbers make me nervous .... oatmeal cookies? ....





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Sunday, February 1, 2015

Organic Dog Candy

We have a new favorite place to walk Angus and Baxter which has great open areas, a nice paved walkway and lots of trees and bushes for the boys to explore, sniff and of course, pee on.  Technically they aren’t supposed to be off-leash but it’s such a great place for dogs to BE off-leash that we brazenly ignore the big sign with the dog walking sedately on-leash and let them off anyway. 


We’re always watching closely so when we spy anybody else out on the pathway we can call the dogs back and leash them up before our defiance is discovered.  They’re pretty good at coming back when I shake the bag of treats, unless they spot a dog before we do.  If it’s a choice between a dog treat and sniffing another dog’s butt, the dog butt always wins out.



Once when we were walking them I didn’t notice Baxter had ranged out further than normal and headed up the only snow-free hill.  When I called him back he was covered in little sticky seeds.  And I mean covered.  This photo does not even begin to show how many seeds were stuck to his fur and beard and lips and ears and belly and paws because we'd already pulled off a bunch before I made Dean stop so I could take a picture which I can tell you did not excite him but he's gotten used to me saying, wait, I think I might want to blog this.... 


Anyway, we pulled off our mittens and began pulling off the seeds and tossing them aside but as we were tossing them, Baxter was trying to reach down and eat them while at the same time Angus was trying to eat them straight off of Baxter’s chest and neck.  We finally got them all off and even though we tried to prevent it, I think half of them ended up in Angus and Baxter’s bellies. 



A few days later we were back on the same pathway but this time we made sure Baxter kept away from that hill because even though the boys really enjoyed eating those seeds, pulling them off Baxter was not all that much fun for us.  Unfortunately, with all the warm weather we’d had the snow was almost gone so there were many more bushes exposed.  I got distracted, Baxter ranged out, and ... 



Back out came the leashes and as we were headed back toward the car Baxter spotted a wooly bear creeping across the pathway.  I was just ready to pull him back, worried he might think a wooly bear was an even better snack than the sticky seeds, when he touched his nose to it.  The wooly bear curled into a ball and Baxter jumped, straight into the air, at least a foot, maybe two.  It was like watching 90 pounds of black fur pop out of a jack-in-the-box.  At least the wooly bear is safe from being mistaken for a dog treat but the sticky seeds are too big a draw for the dogs to risk keeping them off-leash anymore.  So until winter once again comes back with a vengeance (as I know it will no matter how hard I try to convince myself we’re going to have an early spring) we will respect the leash law like the law-abiding citizens we are (mostly).

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Friday, January 23, 2015

Not All Birdies Fly

The schools were closed Monday and Tuesday but Leslie and Ryan still had to work which meant we got to spend a couple of days with Emerson, Myra and Pierce.  Monday morning the fairy left them kisses for breakfast so we weren't forced to waste any time cooking and eating any healthy


breakfast stuff but could get right down to putting together Dean’s old Lionel train set.  It took quite a while to get the track together because as soon as the kids got one section connected,


another would pull apart.  Once they got the track together, they had to set the wheels of each car on it, just right, without having one car fall off when the next was attached.  But patience paid off and finally everything was connected and the train was ready to chug around the track.  Dean turned on the transformer, there was a humming noise, a spark, and then …………………………. nothing.  Everybody stared at the cars and tracks willing them to move but …… nothing.  Dean picked up the engine and stared at it, put it back down and stared at the wiring.  Then each kid picked up the engine, stared at it and put it back down.  They moved the cars back and forth by hand and offered suggestions while Dean tried to find a solution on the internet.  Finally we all shrugged, took the track apart and accepted defeat.

We managed to overcome our disappointment by putting on our snow gear, grabbing the sleds and heading out back.  I didn't know how solid the ice on the creek was so I stood at the bottom of the hill ready to throw my body in front of any sled that was headed for it but those sleds got going so fast that a face plant about halfway down the hill was usually the preferred point of exit.




After burning off all those calories we needed some lunch.


Bellies full we headed back out to build snow sculptures.  However, before we could begin building we had to test out the condition of the snow and the best way to check that was with snowballs.  Sunshine and warm temperatures had softened the snow to the perfect consistency for construction – sticky with just a little coating of ice.


Not quite so perfect for a snowball in the face though.


Creativity can be an emotional process so it wasn’t surprising that a snowball fight wasn’t the only battle fought that day.  In the midst of one animated discussion where Myra expressed to Emerson
her architectural vision — “I’ve got a great idea.  You’re just so arrogant you don’t want to listen!”
— Pierce spotted a bald eagle, which thankfully distracted her from pleading her case any further.  It flew so close I almost ducked.  As we were watching, another one appeared so we quickly built a bench to sit and watch them.






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The next day began with another healthy breakfast and a plan to expand and improve our snow


menagerie but it was a little colder than the day before and the snow wouldn’t stick.  On top of that it was windy so it felt even colder.  The cold and wind (or barely noticeable slight breeze by Casper standards) didn’t keep Pierce and Myra from braving the wilds of the chokecherry “forest” or preventing Emerson from inspecting snow crystals.  Dean and I paced around pretending to touch up the previous day’s sculptures until we could bribe them with lunch at Perkins and a trip to the library.





There had been a lot of debate and discussion over the two days involving everything from the correct tint for frosting, television programming, preferential treatment (or not), and restaurant selection.  As we were seated at Perkins I conferred with Myra over the ability of her tiny stomach to hold a whole adult meal.  She pulled herself up tall(ish), squared her pointy little shoulders, looked me square in the eye, and with her nose in the air said, “I believe I am quite old enough to determine how much I can eat Nada.  And as I say this I am underlining old enough.”   Over the two days she spent with us, Myra's well of quips and comebacks never ran dry so rather than prolong the discussion I chose to keep my mouth quite shut.  In the end she chose to order a kids meal, and even though she was dismayed to see pancakes as her side instead of the toast she should have gotten, we were all relieved that she chose not to discuss that mistake with the waitress.  And as I write this I am underlining relieved.





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Thursday, January 8, 2015

They Call Me Martha

When we bought this house there was an old chicken coop out at the back of our property.  I thought it was picturesque.  Dean thought it was an eyesore.  It bugged him every time he looked at it.  
  


It is no longer there. 



In true Dean fashion, before he meticulously dismantled that charming haven for hantavirus, he pulled out and saved a couple of old windows that had been recklessly tossed in there years and years ago.  In true me fashion, I rolled my eyes and sighed when I saw him carrying them to the storage shed.   But then one day I saw something on Pinterest.  And then I remembered those old windows. 

One side looked like this.  


Dean made me paint it in case it was lead-based paint even though I told him I wasn't planning to chew on it.



The other side of the window looked like this.  The corks fit better on this side because it had a deeper ledge, and the wood stain complemented our kitchen cupboards, so that's the side I decided to show.

Who drank all that wine?!
I glued the corks on with Gorilla Glue and by the time I finished I was obviously getting either tired or bored.  Fortunately I could call on Mr. Meticulous to clean up my mess and if I ever try this again I'll use clear drying glue.  



Unfortunately, from now on, every time I roll my eyes and sigh when Dean saves some other hunk of wood or chunk of metal I know he will remind me of how happy I was he didn't throw those corks away and point out to me that if he hadn’t saved those windows …  But it’ll be worth it.....I hope.

Ta Da!


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